Some Tips That You Might Consider To Use

Okay so firstly,something that most of us or indeed
all of us experience is the act of being teased.Be it by
a friend or a family member.And we also know the
of being teased.We feel hurt.But let's change our mindset
andbe optimistic.The person who's teasing you obviously
has no feelings,heart nor brains.The person must have
lots of free time that he/she can come up with such
teases.But whatever it is,think of HIM.Let's imagine
about case #1.
Sheila has small eyes and she's merely being teased by
a group of boys everyday.(Including weekends)
Sheila starts to hate herself because of her little imperfection.
She cried a little,thought a little,and knew what to say
after seeking help from HIM.She decided that if those
boys were to disturb her again,this is what she'll say..

"You know,when a boy messes with a girl,it means he
has a crush on her.So do you have one on me?If you don't,
get the hell outta here you dumbass!!"

or..

"You think you're teasing me but actually you're hurting
HIM *points up*.HE made me.I'm his masterpiece.All of us
are masterpieces made by HIM.So long as I can see,I'm
a normal fellow.How about you?*points to the boys*
You have a coockoo brain there."

Ta-da!So that's what you gotta do when people sickens
you to the core.Think outside the box and get back to
them with strong words and colourful vocab that they
probably have no idea what the hell you're blabbering
about.But go easy first then you'll make your move.

Now that's a tip you might consider to use.But if you
don't wanna.I understand only after you write me a 200
words essay on 'Why didn't I use Thurayya's tips'.
MUAHAHAHAHAH!!Okay so now my job here's done.
Chalo beta!(seriously,i have no clue what that means
but i think it means goodbye) o.O

Anywho,,there's more tips coming.Maybe more silly,
weird and nonsensical.That'll be cool :)